Lock Her Up

How can the government even consider dropping the charges against this…this alien? She needs to be in prison.

Dear Editor

The aliens are trying to pull a fast one but it isn’t going to work. Aliens writing comics for Earthlings is a laugh in itself. And guess what? We can contact editors too. If any of them wants to go to jail for conspiracy to publish illegal comics, then we’ll gladly place a call to our friends in the prosecutor’s office.