We stand for a united earth. If you were born here, you’re one of us. When Alien Resort makes comics, they’re stealing our jobs.
We’re so disappointed. We opened up today’s newspaper to the comics page and Alien Resort comics weren’t there. We wuz robbed, Alien Resort, if you know what we mean.
The aliens are trying to pull a fast one but it isn’t going to work. Aliens writing comics for Earthlings is a laugh in itself. And guess what? We can contact editors too. If any of them wants to go to jail for conspiracy to publish illegal comics, then we’ll gladly place a call to our friends in the prosecutor’s office.
We’ll have a nice party with the reward we got for turning your writer in. We couldn’t allow ourselves to stand by while a crime was being committed. And thank you to our friends in the prosecutor’s office.
Military pilots are reporting UFO sightings. A group of beings from outer space is living on OUR planet. Do I need to draw a picture?
The aliens escaped our clutches this time only because the attack navy was summoned to another mission. The scout craft was doing its job when the king’s rust bucket showed up. You haven’t heard the last from us.
Our navy uses 100% stealth technology. If you can’t see us, you can’t stop us. Your eleven dollar force field can’t stay on continuously.
If Alien Resort agrees to stop making comics, we’ll call off the ships.
The Earthling hostages are being converted into mutants to be used in a new comic. Alien Resort needs to be shut down and prohibited from ever making comics again.
As you may know, we sent a reconnaissance drone to Alien Resort and the findings are worse than you could ever imagine. We spotted a number of Earthlings, and they are undergoing an ordeal that is right out of a science fiction horror movie.