The Earthling hostages are being converted into mutants to be used in a new comic. Alien Resort needs to be shut down and prohibited from ever making comics again.
As you may know, we sent a reconnaissance drone to Alien Resort and the findings are worse than you could ever imagine. We spotted a number of Earthlings, and they are undergoing an ordeal that is right out of a science fiction horror movie.
The news reports that you’ve been hearing about Alien Resort capturing a drone are true. The drone was one of ours. The real news is what we discovered during our flyover.
We don’t need anyone coming to our planet and taking our jobs. We have people that will make comics. Okay, maybe nobody I know, but we do have people.
Does anyone at Alien Resort have a work permit?
We stand for a united earth. If you were born here, you’re one of us.