The aliens escaped our clutches this time only because the attack navy was summoned to another mission. The scout craft was doing its job when the king’s rust bucket showed up. You haven’t heard the last from us.
Our navy uses 100% stealth technology. If you can’t see us, you can’t stop us. Your eleven dollar force field can’t stay on continuously.
If Alien Resort agrees to stop making comics, we’ll call off the ships.
The Earthling hostages are being converted into mutants to be used in a new comic. Alien Resort needs to be shut down and prohibited from ever making comics again.
As you may know, we sent a reconnaissance drone to Alien Resort and the findings are worse than you could ever imagine. We spotted a number of Earthlings, and they are undergoing an ordeal that is right out of a science fiction horror movie.
The news reports that you’ve been hearing about Alien Resort capturing a drone are true. The drone was one of ours. The real news is what we discovered during our flyover.
We don’t need anyone coming to our planet and taking our jobs. We have people that will make comics. Okay, maybe nobody I know, but we do have people.